1. Brainsoft: Learning shouldn't be hard.
2. Oil of Olaf: Smooth as a viking and leather soft.
3. Federal Cleaning Product: When you care about your family just enough to do the very least that is legally required.
4. Saladines: All the great flavors of salad you have grown to love in a decadent cookie.
5. Anvil: Smash your headache into oblivion!
6. SqualorMart: Bringing the 3rd world to your doorstep.
7. Everybody Dies: a fun-filled, humorous children's book about the inevitability of death
8. Allerzone: Because zombification is a small price to pay for allergy relief
9. Depressios: Why should your breakfast cereal be cheery? Little bites shaped like zeros to remind you of what your life amounts to.
When I think of more, I'll post them.
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