Sunday, August 2, 2009

Obama Asks Moms to Return To School

Almost every website I visit now has some advert on it saying "Obama asks moms to return to school."

Every site.

I can't help but wonder if there is something sinister going on. I mean, I never heard the Great One saying this.

What I think is going on is that it's some sort of weird sex-slave trade. Moms call up and are told where they should go to school, or maybe they are asked for private information. They show up and *snatch.* Then kids will all be asking "Where's mommy?"

All Dad can say is "Obama took her away to school."

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